Mommy we can't keep the baby.

Lilya pooped on Quinton Floor Today.  Quinton called to me and showed me the little prize.  After I had disposed of it.  Quinton called for me from his room and said in the most grown up voice I have ever heard, "Mommy I don't think we can keep this baby."

"What!"
"I don't think we can keep the baby."
"We Can't keep Lily," I said in disbelif.  He loves Lilya and he has never asked to send her back.
"Why can't we keep her?  Do you want us to give her away?"  I asked him. 

"No but I do think we need to get her trained."
"Trained?"
"Yes mommy, she needs to be trained."
"I am working on it Quinton, but it is going to take awhile  to get her potty trained."
Quinton sighed and said,"But mommy,  if we don't get her trained she will poop on other floors and we just can't have that."  
He Cracks me up.